RAD

RAD was my favorite movie until I was about 9 or 10. It is a gnarly movie about a BMX biker who makes sweet jumps. Lori Laughlin is the love interest; you might remember her as Jesse Tanner's girlfriend/wife from Full House. I wish there were a way to have a RAD party. Any ideas?

World,

the time has come to.......GALVANIZE!

Recipe for a Great Morning

1) Drink some whiskey late at night before going to bed. A nightcap if you will. Mix it with Coke if you want, doesn't matter, just make it a drink you'll feel.

2) Wake up the next morning and do your thing. Eat, shower, etc.

3) Once at work, drink a coffee or similarly caffeinated beverage.

4) Head immediately for the nearest stall because you're going to have a bowel emptying shit in about 2 minutes.

And boy will it make your morning.